Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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