I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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