called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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