why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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