I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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