This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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