PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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