I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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