Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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