Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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