And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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