Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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