there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize