video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's shark week go big or go home
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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