My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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