We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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