Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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