chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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