I want to make a zoo with you.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize