You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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