I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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