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• (602): View more from Arizona

  69 |D_O

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  wtf does that mean??

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  it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

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• (713): View more from Texas

  never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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  Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

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  dear god, who put you in a cab?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought

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  Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin

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  We both know that wasn't me

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.

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