u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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