You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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