I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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