i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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