is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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