who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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