I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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