are you still at the devil's house?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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