i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
No stitches, just platelets and will power
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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