Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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