Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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