I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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