i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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