the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just want to make out with him forever
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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