Me too!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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