i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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