Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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