have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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