Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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