I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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