hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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