I feel like abortions should bother me more
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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