We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My feet surprised me
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