Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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