ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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