i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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