I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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