I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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